OMG I UPLOADED SOMETHING!!! XD

This is a birthday present for *thorn2007 - happy birthday, dude

I'm glad I was able to get ONE birthday present in time this year for someone. XP And I didn't give you anything last year(still sorry about that) - either way, you deserve this, Thorn

For the curious, the whole boobs thing is a running gag I came up with for Thorn. He's always getting kisses from ladies so I went so far as to accuse that he'd even like kisses from a pair of boobs.

As for the title and the Professor's last line(which are quite connected), this will tell you all you need to know: [link]

Anyway, I hope I'll be able to upload more often from here on out. For now, enjoy this! I had a good laugh writing it. There may be a part 2 if I ever have time to write it.

Thorn belongs to *thorn2007

The Insomniac Spyro trilogy and all its characters belong to Universal.

All I did was write this

EDIT: Oops, forgot to say, when Thorn said "Spar-", that was actually a reference to the now-famous quote "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"